TSA To Cops: “Pay No Attention To Victims Claiming We Raped ‘Em”

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration has declined to say exactly where—and how—employees will be touching air travelers as part of the more invasive physical pat-down procedure it recently ordered. But … the TSA decided to inform local police in case anyone calls to report an ‘abnormal’ federal frisking…”

What masterful euphemism! In other words, the TSA’s perverts will be sexually assaulting passengers so obscenely that the pervs themselves expect us to report their attacks to police. (Note to those of you still braving aviation’s gulag: please oblige the TSA, just this once!) Or, as one of the agency’s spokeliars put it (marvel with me again at the circumlocution): “Passengers who have not previously experienced the now standardized pat-down screening [sic for ‘gate-rape’] may not realize that they did in fact receive the correct procedure [sic for ‘will assume that we have sexually violated them], and may ask [sic for ‘try to file charges with’] our partners [sic for ‘accomplices’], including law enforcement at the airport, about the procedure.”

I’ve covered the TSA since 2004; I’ve written about its countless atrocities and brazen lies so often that I flatter myself its wickedness no longer stuns me. But this announcement certainly did. The TSA itself admits passengers will mistake its “security” for rape and has already cut us off at the pass by telling cops to ignore our complaints. What a dream come true for any criminal: “Um, Officer? Yeah, those stories you’re hearing about how I stole from/murdered/raped somebody? Forget ’em! You know victims: always so hysterical.”

Can you believe this is America?

Again, I urge you for your own protection to boycott commercial aviation. But if you won’t heed my warning, listen to that from one of the first victims of this more “invasive” groping: “Seasoned travelers might take it in stride but infrequent travelers will be embarrassed and shocked.”

May God damn the TSA and all its deviants, apologists and enablers to hell forever.

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11:12 am on March 7, 2017