…of drug dealers. A World War II vet was recently caught transporting more than 1,000 pounds of cocaine across the country. Now, I don’t support the war on drugs, but those who do are always talking about World War II vets being part of the greatest generation and how we should still thank them today for their service. I would like to thank the guy for his service in helping people get a substance that they want, but I can’t. Thanks to the war on drugs, he will be locked in a cage until he dies (he is 90).

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