This just in! Britney Spears had a wardrobe malfunction and evidently people got to see more than they paid for! This reporter has not yet interviewed survivors to find out what happened. In other news, North Korea is threatening to single-handedly blow up the Earth. Evidently, the country is run by Marvin the Martian. Indeed, the entire world, it would appear, has trouble keeping it’s boobs where they belong. And now sports…

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