Questioning the Rabidly Faithful

Jason asks, 

– If I am upwind, can I stand at 4 feet instead of 6′?

– Can we shake hands with gloves on?

– If all of us patrons at a grocery store shop while jogging, we are now exercising so we don’t have to wear a mask, right?

– 10 people can gather, but not 11?  If 4 people have already had and gotten over Covid, is 14 okay?

– I have to go home from work with a 100.4 temperature.  Can I stay at work coughing with 100.0 temperature as long as it is from a different virus?

– Face coverings are not considered personal protective equipment (PPE) by OSHA. What exactly then are they protecting us from?

– If defunding the police saves $1B, do tax payers get their money back?  That money will be needed to purchase guns and Netflix.

– So that I am clear… If I am in a confrontation on private property, as long as I am not the property owner but rather, the perpetrator/trespasser causing mayhem, I am immune from legal recourse?  Just making sure…

I wouldn’t expect the faithful to respond. Their belief in the Powers That Be is stronger than that of most Christians in the Lord, sadly enough. 

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6:42 am on July 30, 2020