Making Junk Mail Great Again

Some neighbors of mine told me they got some junk mail from the Republican National Committee at the behest of President Trump. It was begging for donations. They’re die-hard Democrats so I thought, oh, I don’t know, really? But then they showed it to me! And, sure enough! It was the real deal! A “Trump Agenda Survey” which was just a Trojan Horse for political panhandling! They were begging for money for Trump! And I can’t recall a sitting president ever asking for money unless he was seeking re-election. I mean, what, 100 days in and the dude is strapped for cash? Or is it a stealth legal defense fund?

Well, I did a search online and came up with this: http://www.bipartisanreport.com/2017/02/26/rnc-sends-out-trump-agenda-survey-to-beg-for-donations-its-pathetic-images/

That’s what it looks like. And they’re mailing them to Democrats, too, if you can imagine that. My neighbors assured me the letter went to good use, as they have a cat and had run out of litterbox liner. They were wondering, of course, who REALLY paid for this and what the reality of it actually is. I told them, well, if I was asked what the scam was, I’d say it looks like a stealth legal defense fund and Trump is actually broke or can’t touch his assets while in office even for legal defense. I wonder if Flynn has just agreed to squeal in exchange for a lighter sentence?

And this would explain why North Korea is such a hot topic right now. “Look! Over there! Pay no attention to that investigation behind the curtain!” Plus Trump is now saying he misses his old life and didn’t know this job would be so hard. Hmmm…sounds like maybe he wants to pull a Nixon and resign before Flynn spills the beans and an impeachment begins. But Nixon had people willing to take the fall for him, too.

 

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12:49 pm on April 28, 2017