Well, let’s see…Obamacare is now, in the words of Paul Ryan, the Law of the Land. Here to stay for the foreseeable future (in Governmentese, this means forever.) So, there’s that. Then there’s hundreds of billions of dollars going to the Pentagon. The Great, Great Beautiful Wall which will allegedly be tens of billions of dollars, but will surely go up once they start punching through desert and losing crews to the heat. (The don’t call it The Journey Of Death through there to attract tourists, you know.) Oh, and lest I forget, now Trump says we need to fund a mission to Mars, which NASA has been desperate for in order to remain relevant towards wasting taxpayer dollars. You can see Mars all you want. Go to the Four Corners area. There’s better souvineers, too.
So tell me again what’s so awesome about this Trump guy? How exactly is he different from other spendaholics? Let’s not forget he’s also creating new federal law enforcement agencies. Again, what’s so great about this guy? Because he validates a bunch of fraidy-cats who need a wall for a gigantic security blanket? Ha! Wait til we’re in two no-win wars, another terrorist organization created as a result, another massive economic meltdown, and everyone pawning everything they’ve got to pay the rent. Yeah, then come tell me how great this dude is. But, hey, with some shipping pallets, you’ll at least be able to use the Great, Great Beautiful Wall as one wall of a shanty when you lose your homes. FYI, it gets hot down there, so start saving plastic bottles for water now and avoid the rush later.
2:47 pm on March 25, 2017
