Following my call for tele-bombing Ohio’s line for snitches, Mr. Anonymous
was emboldened to submit my “complaint” under the pseudonym I. M. Pist. I even made sure my phone number spells out my name using the related letters on the phone keypad.
Ohio’s form for ratting out your friends and local entrepreneurs first inquires, “Name of business,” to which Mr. Pist responded, “Ohio Governor’s Mansion.” When it asked for the snitch’s email, Mr. P wrote, “[email protected].” And in the section for additional comments, our hero ordered, “Governor DeWhine, please stop killing the economy and ruining people’s lives with your non-scientific, global reset bs restrictions. You are KILLING US–literally, you miserable little feckless weasel!!”
Two bonus points for “miserable little feckless weasel”! Talk about inspiration!
5:06 pm on December 8, 2020
