Clay from Illinois is miffed that I overlooked his “blundering Emperor J.B. (Jelly-Belly) Pritzker” when I listed despots in yesterday’s “Be Strong And Of A Good Courage.” And he’s right: I mentioned “‘Killer’ Cuomo, Witchy Whitmer, Gruesome Nuisance of Californiastan, DeWhack in Ohio”—but not Prickster. Come on, pal, gimme a break: with sociopaths haunting virtually every elected or appointed office in the land, how can you expect me to cover them all?
At any rate, Clay reports on Prickster’s most recent evil:
Yesterday, Emperor Jelly Belly blurted out this masterpiece while announcing “Tier 3 resurgence mitigations”: “This is not a stay-at-home order, but the best way to avoid a stay-at-home order is to stay at home.”
His oppressive directives begin Friday and will close indoor dining statewide and place additional harsh restrictions on retail shops, manufacturing, salons, and more.
Predictably, Old Jelly Belly made a big point about agonizing over this decision but is obliged to “follow the science.”
On the bright side,
And it’s very, very bright!
more than a few of the restaurants in our little town are owned by a freedom supporting family who has never submitted to the Emperor’s inhuman “Executive Orders”. They have always remained open and allow customers to decide for themselves if they want to wear a mask. This sign is posted on the door:
We are here to provide our customers
with great food and drinks along with
friendly, quality, and safe service.
We reserve the right to let our customers have FREEDOM!!!
We will continue to offer Dine-In, curbside, and patio dining options.
If you are not comfortable dining at this time
we look forward to welcoming you back when you are.
Thank you for your continued support.
God Bless America!
God bless you, brave entrepreneurs!
7:55 pm on November 19, 2020
