Pull on those blue gloves and practice barking orders: the TSA’s looking for a few good pervs. It needs an “IT, Security Engineer” in Arlington, Virginia-–but catch the agency’s description of itself:
JOB SUMMARY:
About the Agency
Securing Travel, Protecting People – At the Transportation Security Administration, you will serve in a high-stakes environment to safeguard the American way of life.
“The American way of life”! Oh, too good! Who knew? Someone tell me when sexual assault, theft of iPods, and bullying little girls with spina bifida replaced apple pie and motherhood. And a “high-stakes environment”? What, do these deviants draw cards to see who’ll paw the blonde approaching the checkpoint? I guess Vegas has nothing on the TSA.
And all of this to “ensur[e] freedom of movement for people and commerce,” the ad claims. Only in government does delaying “people and commerce” for hours or even days amount to “ensuring freedom of movement.”
10:13 pm on July 17, 2015
