Hey, boys and girls! Are you tired of being harassed by ABC agents for buying bottled water (here in Virginia one rogue agent cost us taxpayers a quarter of a million – he’s still on the job, natch).
Tired of being bounced by a hypocarbonated dullard guarding the door at your favorite bar because he thinks your ID is fake?
Well never, fear, help is at hand!
On your birth certificate appear three data: your race, your sex, and your date of birth.
The Lords of Progress have declared that you are free – very free! – to change your race and your sex.
So change your age! Look at that year you were born and subtract 5!
Bingo, Gringo – you’re legal! Hey, you turned 21 years ago!
Enjoy – and have a round on me!
8:34 am on June 19, 2015
