They sit on hundreds of billions of dollars in endowments while whining and wailing like scalded babies when DOGE cuts their lavish subsidies by a few million.  The more cutting the better for these dysfunctional incubators of socialism.

Humorous side note:  I once held a privately-funded endowed chair.  Since the chair holders were generally paid more than the average professor, a socialist philosophy professor (the only allowable type) complained about this unconscionable inequality in a letter to the editor in the school newspaper, condemning me especially for being “by far the best endowed” of all the chair holders.  I was told at the time that I then became the talk of the female employees at the university.

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