“By now,” begins the “Acting Administrator” of the TSA at its official blog (the bureaucracy’s former fuhrer, John “The Pervert” Pistole, slithered off to a–get this–Christian university. Yes. Imagine the possibilities among co-eds for a creep who introduced porno-scanners and gate-rape to airports. Wouldn’t you think his sordid record might concern the parents, students and administrators of any school, let alone a Christian one? But I digress. Back to the TSA’s batch of lies), “I’m sure some of you have seen or heard reports in the media about a pair of Transportation Security Officers at Denver International Airport who were engaged in what can only be described as egregiously inappropriate behavior at the passenger screening checkpoint.”
Oh, we sure have, you unconscionable thug. Indeed, the coverage has vastly amused us. First, notice that in the extract above, as in the blog’s entirety, neither “gay,” “homosexual,” nor other synonyms for the perversion appear; we might assume that any and all men fondle their fellows. That absence mirrors the treatment from the corporate media. Apparently, propagandists who have relentlessly pushed deviancy on Americans don’t dare drag their euphemism of choice into descriptions of this “egregiously inappropriate” crime.
Second, what a relief to finally see the words “grope” and “TSA” in the same headlines, sentences and paragraphs! “Groping” is precisely what the TSA has been doing to millions for 13 years now. Yet until the sodomite at Denver’s airport began using the front of his hands instead of the back, the TSA and its lapdogs in the media refused to admit the nature of its assaults on us. Behold the lunacy of your elected and appointed sociopaths, America: a goon’s probing your most private parts with his palm or its reverse determines whether he has attacked or protected you.
After whining that “The vast majority of our employees act with the utmost integrity and professionalism every day” (oh, right: that would explain the missing iPads, the cash and jewelry that wind up permanently separated from their rightful owners, and the sobbing grandmothers denuded of their Depends), “Acting Ass-sorry, Administrator” pledges, “We are committed to working very hard to prove ourselves to the public we serve in the months ahead to regain your trust.”
Newsflash: you never had our trust, Pinhead, so there’s none for you to “regain.” The TSA and the IRS consistently vie for the status of “Most Hated Bureaucracy” in polls. And you do not “serve” the public, you sponge off it.
Fortuitously, Evan Cutler is launching a new effort against these vile predators. His TSA Watch “will work to educate and organize members to document and even video record the TSA in action. We will help them to prepare and submit complaints about inappropriate TSA agent behavior, and to demand compliance with the Fourth Amendment. And where possible, we will help them to prosecute for theft and molestations, and for other violations of travelers’ rights, dignity, and property.” I have advised Evan that he has set himself a gargantuan task and that he would better direct his efforts at abolishing the TSA. He tells me that abolition is his preference, too. You can contribute to his efforts here.
“Acting Administrator” concludes by prattling, “We must perform our work [sic], for you the traveling public, with honor and pride. Anything less is a disservice and will not be tolerated.”
And that’s another lie. Tragically, both the TSA and the supine “traveling public” have shown they will tolerate just about any degradation, including pedophilia and outright sexual molestation.
11:31 am on April 17, 2015
