“Chicago woman quarantined in airplane bathroom for 3 hours after testing positive for Covid-19 mid-flight,” bleats the headline on an article from CNN.
Now, given that CNN is nothing but propaganda, this story may be exaggerated or even an outright lie (I haven’t flown since Satan spawned the TSA in 2002, but my memories of the bathrooms aboard jets are less than pleasant. I recall their overpowering stench and the intensely cramped quarters—and I am tiny, the size of an 11-year-old girl. How does a normal-sized person sit in one of those compartments for three hours?). But even if the account is true, “Chicago woman” brought it on herself, so waste no sympathy on her:
Before the flight, [Marisa] Fotieo told CNN she took two PCR tests and about five rapid tests, all of which came back negative. But about an hour and a half into the flight, Fotieo started to feel a sore throat.
“The wheels started turning in my brain and I thought, ‘OK, I’m going to just go take a test.’ It was going to make me feel better,” Fotieo told CNN. “Immediately, it came back positive.”
Yo, Moron: you haven’t got a brain, let alone any wheels therein.
When she got her results in the airplane bathroom, over the Atlantic Ocean,
Ahem: why didn’t you swan-dive into it? That would have quarantined you but good.
she said she started to panic.
“The first flight attendant I ran into was [named] Rocky. I was hysterical, I was crying,” Fotieo said. “I was nervous for my family who I just had dinner with. I was nervous for the other people on the plane. I was nervous for myself.”
I could keep extracting quotes from this imbecilic report, but why don’t you head to the link instead? There’s a priceless picture of this buffoon in her mask and face-shield. And can you guess her profession? Yes: teacher! So, as James Nellis, who sent me the link, put it, “The level of ignorance is stunning. Oh, and she’s also responsible for ‘educating’ the next generation.”
Take heart, weary Patriots: the enemy is so risible it can’t possibly threaten us.
4:51 pm on December 31, 2021
