You may not want to hear what their service consisted of. A veteran and LRC reader, M.B., writes: “I don’t showboat my veteran status to anyone. I am a veteran of peacetime and if anyone dares thank me for my service, I thank them for sending me around the world to get shitfaced and have a great time on their dollar. Funny that I’m doing the same thing when I get a free meal from these suckers on military appreciation day!”

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