“My Favorite Things” is indeed one of them, so when Mark Carroll sent me this parody by Robert Pridgeon, I enjoyed it immensely:

The Liberal Woke

(With apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II)

Triggered fanatics

And Covid derangement

Snowflakes and outbreaks

With face mask estrangement

Squandering billions

And leaving us broke

These are all things from

The Liberal Woke

 

Pending inflation

And Jihad Squad antics

Transgender morons

And pronoun semantics

Women with gonads who

Make sports a joke

These are all things from

The Liberal Woke

 

Hyena Harris is

Dodging the border

Criminals flourish with

No law and order

Partisan Twitter

Erases keystrokes

These are all things from

The Liberal Woke

When mean Joe bites

When fake news lies

When things are in doubt

I simply remember

My favorite hope:

Those jerks will be voted out

Well…my favorite hope’s a bit stronger, but the results are similar.

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