50,000 Iraqi soldiers got paid but never showed up to fight. Now, if we could just pay American soldiers to stay home then they would no longer fight any foreign wars in the name of defending our freedom. It would certainly save a lot of money. No more medical expenses for traumatic brain injuries, artificial limbs, PTSD, and genitals blown off. And no more expense for millions of dollars of wasted fuel.
7:16 am on December 3, 2014