While the world anxiously awaits hundreds of FBI agents descending on all of the Brandon crime family’s luxury villas and mansions, including the White House, Brandon himself is claiming ignorance about what is in all the newly-revealed classified documents that he took such tender loving care of while vice president. Some were at a shady, Chinese-funded “think tank,” others in his garage. So far. “I don’t know what’s in the documents,” he recently said while his nose grew by about a foot. It was a very amateurish Sargent Schultz imitation.
1:10 pm on January 12, 2023
