Achtung Regeln!
Rules are rules and today the brave people of Australia should be thankful the Australian government in all its wisdom is willing to enforce those rational and carefully thought out rules against a mortal danger that had infiltrated their nation and threated their compliant populace as a walking vector of negligence and disobedience.
Not since Imperial Japan threatened to invade the continental former penal colony have the courageous people of Australia been so close to existential devastation. Not since they handed over their arms to the government in 1996 because the government in all its insight and wisdom told them it was for their own safety have they been so close to grave danger and existential harm.
Who does this Serbian super spreader think he is getting his visa approved before his journey and showing up without the vaccine, the one and only effective miracle to keep all Australians safe? The arrogance of a man to think the rules do not apply to him just because he’s seen hundreds of athletes dropping dead by coincidence and dares mistake it for the safe and noble vaccine. How dare he!
How dare he lie on his visa application form. He was seen on social media with the sniffles in Spain on December 16 with other people and the impertinence to lower his mask for a photo shoot, then travelled with the sniffles and maybe even a headache to Serbia to spend Christmas with family and back to Spain again! How many people did he endanger with his traveling sniffles antics? And he has the audacity to think he can get away with it and endanger an entire continent just because he’s the nine time champion of their largest sporting event and has brought the nation hundreds of millions of dollars over the years. No man is above the servitude and obedience of the common Australian, certainly not a Serbian Sniffles Super Spreader who threatens to overturn the highly effective zero covid policy the nation has embraced to great success!
The Australian immigration minister canceled his visa after it was approved while he was abroad to make a political example out of the heretic after he landed on the grounds that the Serb’s presence in Australia might be a risk to the health and “good order” of the Australian public and “may be counterproductive to efforts at vaccination by others in Australia.” Amen minister. No sane country can have their asylees recognize their status as trapped in the Cuckoo’s nest of a continent with the presence of a foreign virus among the clean and healthy subservient population, 92% of who did “their duty” for “the common good”. It would not be able to maintain “good order” if people recognized their status as slaves, mentally and physically to the state.
Medication time gentlemen. Medication time. Time for your medication.
Mr. McMurphy your medication.
What’s in the horse pill?
It’s just medicine, it’s good for you.
Yeah, well I don’t like the idea of taking something if I don’t know what it is.
Sportsball Philosophers
In the world of sportsball reporters are the most astute and prescient in their analysis of everything. This is due to their erudite mind required for understanding the complex intricacies of sportsball games, skills, strategies and brinksmanship. The sportsball reporter is also a deep thinker, a kind of sportsball philosopher who provides us with the wisdom and insight necessary to understand the world today.
As this sportsball philospher has pointed out the dangerous indolence of a selfish sportsball star is a sign that these stars continue to fail us all. We look to the sportsball stars around us for guidance and wisdom and truth and then they go and do things like travel with the sniffles and lower their paper mask for photo ops and it’s so disconcerting for our world already so bereft of true leadership. Thankfully there are some brave and inspiring sportsballers still out there to show us the way.
We must take a moment to pay homage to the evil Serbian super spreader’s number one challenger Raphael Nadal. The daring Spaniard really showed why he’s Jesse Owens of sports today by bravely standing with the Australian government against the disgusting and dangerous Serb. “If he follows the rules, gets vaccinated, he has no problems,” said the Spaniard in all his brilliant insight. We know the bravest and most admired sportsballers of any era are always the ones who obey and do what they are told without asking any questions and Nadal is just another of these sportsballers to be cherished. He’s really the Muhammed Ali of our times.
