You might think that leeches whose make-“work” is useless when it isn’t downright harmful would appreciate any paycheck, let alone an “average salary” of “$40,000. Au contraire. The losers at the TSA who rifle our underwear, gate-rape us, and ogle our naked images “rallied and picketed at LAX Saturday afternoon” as their “union call[s] for a new contract and higher wages.” Rather like cancer cells demanding that their victim welcome them or they’ll leave him in peace, isn’t it?
“What do we want?” the pervs shrieked. “A fair contract. When do we want it? Now.” What do passengers want? Airports free of the TSA. When do they want it? Yesterday.
The Thieves and Sexual Assailants shouted the obligatory doggerel, too: “TSA you’re no good. Treat your workers like you should.” Where did the unions’ thugs ever get the idea that they’re Longfellows? Rarely does poetry in the hands of amateurs wax more distressing than this.
“’…we’re here to get paid and we’re here to do our job,’ said Bobby Orozco, president of AFGE Local 1260.” Notice the order there: getting paid comes ahead of “doing the job,” i.e., getting their sexual thrills and plundering suitcases of valuables. Who knew? “We love what we do,” Orozco continued. Yeah, I bet you do.
Also recall that Our Rulers pay these deviants to steal toys from little kids and strip-search elderly women. Yet Orozco piously opined, “We’re here to support the mission.” Just not at $40,000 per year. “We want to get it done and we want to keep the traveling public safe.” Aha! That would explain massing passengers in horrific lines at checkpoints to present an irresistible target for terrorists—if the latter actually sought to kill Americans, as their Federal financiers constantly assure us.
Meanwhile, “Stacy Bodmann, a security officer … says she puts her life on the line to protect travelers.” And here’s her evidence for that grandiose delusion: “Just last week, TSA agents found 46 guns in passenger carry-ons at US airports.”
But there’s good news, too. First, “Many” of the TSA’s malingerers “at the rally… [said] morale on the job is at an all-time low.” Yee-haw! Second, “Similar TSA rallies are planned at airports around the nation in the coming weeks.” So those of you still risking your life and liberty to fly may pass one of these demonstrations in progress.
Please show the participants all the respect they deserve.
9:33 am on November 23, 2015
