We’re wiping out the Palestinians.
We’re finishing the job.
We’re helping Netanyahu
murder, destroy, and rob.
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Soon it will all be gone.
It’s valuable beach-front property
where the Trump brand could live on.

We’re getting tougher with Russia.
Show Putin we’re on top.
I lied about Peace On Day One.
We started this war, it’s not going to stop.
Stack the deck with war-hawks.
Play one against another.
If Tulsi Gabbard gets rejected
I’ll have to find another.

No need to call up federal troops
to stop the border invasion.
Mexico’s president loves me.
She’ll yield to friendly persuasion.

My deadly useless vaccines
killed and maimed millions, it’s true.
But RFK Jr. will plaster it over
with a tough report or two.
The American public must never be told
they got the royal screw.
Long live The mRNA Elixir,
Bill Gates’s lethal genetic brew!
I’m in bed with the globalists more than you know.
A lot of what I say or do is just for show.
I waffle and hedge, bluster and stall
and somehow I always drop the ball.
My Swamp Creature appointees are off-the-wall.

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with CIA bases where they belong—
in almost every single nation.
We’ll rebuild America’s military might
and rule the world by “might makes right.”

I’m doing my usual half-assed job
in my usual egomaniacal way
but most of the people love and approve me
more than words can say.
I’m the World’s Greatest Dealmaker.
This time Putin will have to pay.
This is my song.  I’m Donald J. Trump,
fake populist and all-around chump.

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