Three years ago, I published an essay entitled “The True Story of the Sith.” Most people seemed to think it was a ‘spiritual essay, about shadow work and that kind of thing, but it was actually a political piece, almost an allegory. Yesterday, as I was working on an article on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s alliance with Donald Trump, I revisited the Sith piece and realized that its allegorical interpretation is more obvious and more relevant today than ever.
The allegory is not so direct as to suggest that one of America’s political parties is the Jedi and the other side the Sith. Nonetheless, an allegorical reading will shed light on America’s political psychology at a time when entrenched interests are willing to destroy democracy in order to save it.
The True Story of the Sith
Guest post by Darth Sideous
Thank you for this opportunity to set the record straight. I don’t expect everyone to believe my alternative account of the events chronicled in the Star Wars films, since it runs so contrary to everything you think you know. I can offer you no proof that my version is correct; I only ask that you listen with your heart and (may it be so) hear the ring of truth.
A saying goes, “History is written by the victors.” Nowhere is this more true than in the Star Wars series, 99% of which is pure Jedi propaganda. Reading between the lines though, one might catch glimpses of the truth that I will share with you now.
The heroes of the films are the Jedi Knights, who identify themselves as champions of the Light Side of the force and accuse the Sith of being servants of the Dark Side. Already this should be a red flag. Do you trust people who self-righteously insist that they are the good guys, and claim anyone who disagrees with them is evil?
Now I’m not saying the truth is the reverse: that the Jedi are evil and the Sith are good. That whole way of thinking—Who are the good guys? Who are the bad guys? Heroes! Villains!—is a load of Jedi childishness. It flattens complexity, leads to heroic self-inflation, and allows the “heroic” person or nation to justify any act.
In our galaxy, the Jedi became so intoxicated with the idea of their own virtue that they refused to acknowledge their shadow. Rather than integrating their anger, they repressed it. Rather than acknowledging their hate, jealousy, and greed, they denied it. Any negative emotion that is repressed plays out in distorted, extreme, and often violent form. That was true of the Jedi, who committed many of the heinous acts that they then attributed to us.
In similar fashion, the Jedi repressed their sexuality. They didn’t always keep their vows of celibacy, but when they did the results were even worse than when they “cheated,” as the repressed desire came out as cruelty—which, again, they projected onto us.
The Jedi were so sure of their identity as champions of good that they believed any measures were justified if it served their aims. They even destroyed entire planets. The Death Star was no mere fable. The Jedi created it themselves, and deployed it not with the gibbering glee of a diabolical fiend, but with loud sighs that it was regrettably necessary for “humanitarian interventions.” The rebellion of the Sith had to be stopped, you see, by any means necessary—because we were evil and they were good. In a shameless distortion of history, the films blame the Alderaan atrocity on me; yet, they also leave a clue as to the real story via an inadvertent honesty: They show the Jedi solving most problems with violence, and portray them as believing their foes to be irredeemable. It is easy to see how such a mentality could lead someone to commit genocide.
Then there are the famous “Jedi mind tricks.” Thinking themselves pure, the Jedi had no compunctions about dominating others and forcing them to act against their sovereign will. In the same vein, they performed the giant “mind trick” of mass propaganda (of which the Star Wars films are a part), manipulating the public and robbing them of their right of consent.
In contrast to Jedi delusions of purity, Sith training is about shadow work. Each of us is given a shadow name upon initiation to reveal those parts of ourselves that we deny in fear and shame. That is why our shadow names are preceded by “Darth” (dark). My own name, Sidious, rhymes with hideous. It was given me in recognition of a deep self-loathing I took on in childhood. My teacher perceived this cloaked self-loathing to be at the root of my personal vanity, approval-seeking, and competitiveness. My name also suggests “insidious,” reminding me of how subtly my ego can disguise these traits.
As for Darth Vader, I gave him that spiritual name to bring awareness to his anger toward his father (Germanic root: fader or vater), which was so extreme that he refused ever to speak of him. The films twisted that repudiation into some nonsense about him having been conceived by the Force itself. The truth is that Vader wished his father had never existed. As his Sith teacher, I knew he must face that shadow or else be forever the puppet of his unprocessed rage.
Our shadow names were used only within our training circle, not publicly. They were touchstones for our most sacred inner work. One day, Jedi infiltrators recorded one of our training retreats and used our shadow names to slander us and paint us as evil. Think about it: Who, truly bent on evil, would call himself Darth Vader or Darth Maul? Who would wear a horrifying mask? Malevolent people usually wear a pretty mask, not an ugly one. It is true that Darth Vader suffered severe physical handicaps that required mechanical assistance—a mask and ventilator. These were twisted in the film imagery to turn him into something monstrous.
I am sure you are familiar with this tactic of painting one’s opponents as monsters to incite hatred and contempt against them. That is what the Jedi narrative-spinners did to all us Sith. That is the “mind trick” they performed on the public.
Both the Jedi and the Sith acknowledge a dark and a light side of the force. The key difference is that the Jedi assign some people, especially themselves, to the light side, and others to the dark. The Sith recognize that both inhabit us all. Secondly, while the Jedi see light and dark as absolute defining categories, the Sith recognize gray zones and know the Force cannot be reduced to a single scale, much less a binary. When we fixate on the light/dark binary, other mysteries elude us. Thirdly, we know that light and dark require each other to exist. And finally, while the Jedi associate the light side with good and the dark side with evil, the Sith believe that it is only when anger, fear, envy, and desire are kept in the dark that they become evil.
