I used to enjoy watching the Olympics. When I was still young and naive, I actually rooted for Americans in all events. I loved the diving in particular, and the female gymnastics was fun to watch as well. America took the moral high ground, and only allowed amateurs to compete for them. Unlike the dirty, rotten commie Soviets.
They stripped the medals won by Jim Thorpe in the 1912 Olympics from him, when it was discovered that he’d played semi-professional baseball beforehand. American leaders got a lot of mileage out of that one; the man who was for a long time considered the greatest athlete who ever lived, lost his medals because we were better than the communists, who trained and sent professional athletes to compete. Against our wide-eyed, innocent amateurs. When USA only won the bronze medal in basketball at the 1988 Olympics, suddenly all that moral fervor was forgotten. And so we formed the “Dream Team” of NBA greats, so they would easily win the gold in men’s basketball. And they did, proudly hoisting the same medals that poor Jim Thorpe had stolen from him. For the record, Jim Thorpe never made millions of dollars dunking a ball. Thorpe, in fact, ravaged by alcoholism, died in poverty.
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So I started rooting against America in pretty much every competition after that. How could you not root for a Serbia or Croatia against a team of entitled and pampered multi-millionaires? It would be like rooting for that arrogant band of mostly lesbians winning the women’s World Cup for America. I don’t understand just blindly supporting someone, or some group, just because they come from your country. But then few people have ever called me patriotic, despite my love of the Founding Fathers. I’ll never get worked up, like Donald Trump did recently, over protesters burning the American flag. What exactly does that flag represent today, to those of us living under the iron “Woke” rule of America 2.0?
Everyone has heard by now about the appalling opening ceremonies for the 2024 Olympics in Paris. There was a blasphemous mockery of the Last Supper, featuring an obese drag queen in the role of Jesus Christ. Actually, drag queens played all the parts in this odious spectacle. No diversity at all. Not a single heterosexual. Now, the “fact checkers” responded to the massive outrage over this by claiming that it was meant to depict an ancient festival honoring the Greek god Dionysus. I’m sure Dionysus would be honored to know he was portrayed by a drag queen. Those who can critically think understand perfectly well who and what they were mocking. Jesus Christ is the only religious figure and Christianity is the only faith that can be openly mocked in America 2.0. No mockery of Buddha, or Muhammad, or any of the Hindu gods. And it goes without saying that Judaism would never, ever be demeaned in this way.
The opening ceremony, with its theme of utter gayness, brought back memories of the 2012 opening ceremonies in London. You know, the one with all those hospital beds. They trotted out some 300 of these beds, in what we were told was a tribute to the NHS. I didn’t realize that hospitals, sickness, or the NHS, had anything whatsoever to do with international sports. There were unruly children in the hospital beds, scolded by traditional English nannies. Then a 100 foot figure of what looked like Lord Voldemort but was actually not according to those diligent “fact checkers,” with flaming eyes, accompanied by Captain Hook, Cruella de Vil, and a slew of small black demons, terrified the children. Finally, the act closed with a giant baby or fetus in the center of the arena. Giant one-eyed pyramids and other occult symbols were featured throughout. Sounds festive. What child, or parent, wouldn’t find all that entertaining?
So this year’s occult-tinged ceremonies were nothing new. It’s not like the nations of the world are ever going to get together and use symbols and routines that are religious in nature, celebrating virtue and honoring God. Or at least not defame Him. For us ‘Murricans, there was a lot to be proud of in Paris. Snoop Dogg was chosen to carry the Olympic torch. Now, at first glance, this is a strange choice, given his total disconnection from any sport. Unless they’ve made pot smoking an event now. The venerable Snoop, or in order not to disrespect him, Mr. Dogg, was wearing a Baphomet necklace. The “fact checkers” would probably assure us that Baphomet is actually associated with that Greek god Dionysus or something. Was Baphomet a drag queen, too? I wouldn’t dare cast aspersions on the distinguished Mr. Dogg. He represents the best and brightest of America 2.0.
As if Snoop Dogg wasn’t enough, the “old school” rapper Flavor Flav was there, too. Apparently, Dr. Jill Biden needed his assistance with the water polo team. I can’t picture Flavor Flav as a water polo player. Or Dr. Jill either, for that matter. And yet there they were, imparting their mysterious expertise. Flavor, or Mr. Flav, once performed with the rap group Public Enemy. They put out the kind of rap music that used to terrify even the Tipper Gores of the world. Now another member of the group, Ice Cube, has become a family friendly movie star. Are we there yet? Why yes, indeed we are. Mr. Cube is also now some kind of “conservative,” I think. I expect the Stupid Party to run him for public office. Mr. Cube, along with the likes of atheist Amber Rose, she of the Kardashian-sized ass, are the future of the Republicucks.
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One athlete who wasn’t there, but obviously should have been, is Caitlin Clark, the most irrationally hated sports figure since Tim Tebow. Clark wasn’t picked for the Olympics team, even though her stats are better than almost anyone on the roster, by the angry White lesbian coach. If you think White lesbians hate Caitlin Clark, you should check out the Black lesbians. It was heartwarming to see that the Clark-less U.S. squad was drawing 7-8,000 fewer fans to their games than the next lowest team. So instead of drawing record crowds, which a U.S. team with Clark in uniform unquestionably would have, they are attracting fewer fans than any other team in the Olympics. Lesbians rejoice! So you know I’m rooting against any team playing our arrogant hoopsters, even though the U.S. has virtually no chance of losing any games.
Epitomizing the mad times we live in, the obese drag queen who defamed Jesus in the “tribute to Dionysus,” is now threatening to sue all her “right-wing haters.” This is where we are at. The insane, allowed to roam free and prosper in a rigged economy that doesn’t work for eighty percent of the people, feel empowered enough to launch lawsuits over anyone daring to criticize them. Anyone taking advantage of that whole “racist” First Amendment thing. But this doesn’t apply to eccentric “conspiracy theorists,” for example. Defame them all you want. One of the things this lovely creature accused her “haters” of is “anti-Semitism.” So another person in the limelight proves to be shockingly Jewish. Maybe Congress can amend the Antisemitism Awareness Act to include criticism of obese drag queens.