9 Ways to Open a Bottle

September 5, 2015

how to open a bottle without an opener

You’ve arrived at the campsite with your friends and some cold beer in the cooler, only to realize you left the bottle opener at home. Lucky for you, that’s no problem — you’re a master of improvisation.

Use any of these 9 MacGyver-esque tricks to open a bottle whenever you find yourself without an opener.

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