The struggle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination was an epic one. It will undoubtedly spawn a book or two about the contest. The following are some suggested titles that a few acquaintances of mine and I have come up with for such a tome:
- Hillary Shrugged
- Hillary's Complaint
- Hillary's End
- Obama and the Art of Media Manipulation
- The Obamabots Guide to the Galaxy
- The Wright Stuff
- The Legend of Deeply Hollow
- No Country for Older Women
- Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
- Invasion of the Delegate Snatchers
- Take the Misogyny and Run
- How Green Was My Candidate
- A Man for All Political Leanings
- I, Obama
- Obamabi the Dick
- Weathering Slights
- As I Lay Spying
- Axelrod's Fables
- Raging Bullshit
- The Silence of the Superdelegates
- Origin of the Specious
- Jesse Jackson and the Chocolate Nut Factory
- Dude Be Not Proud
- The Hijacker's Guide to the White House
- Swindler's List
- Kill Bill Vol. 3
- Sense and Insensitivity
- For Whom the Bots Toll
- For Whom the Bots Troll
- Something Mulatto This Way Comes
- Grim Fairy Tales
- Faith of My Pflegers
- Blazing Straddles
- La Bouge et le Noir
- The Count of Monte Schizo
- Big Two-Faced Liar
- Gone Changin' With the Wind
- War and Race
- Field of Schemes
- The Lyin' King
- The Red Badge of Race Baiting
- Belittle Women
- Barack the Obscure
- The Bible (King Obama Version)
July 30, 2008
