Media
and Politicians Firing Blanks
by
Brian Wilson
Recently
by Brian Wilson: The
Other Newtown Victims
In advance
of the introduction of her New and Improved "Assault Weapons
Ban 2013", Sen.
Dianne Feinstein (Duh-Absurdistan) was tweeting "Weapons
of war do not belong on our streets". That might come as a
shock to the Tampa PD and other state and local police folks who
take great pride parading their new
toys of citizen intimidation (acquired with a helping fistful
of your taxpayer dollars courtesy of the DHS) that have become paramount
in their local WOOP (War On Overtime Parking). Hey! You never can
tell when violent, terrorist-sponsored jaywalking may break out.
Unexpectedly. With visions of Waco dancing in their heads, a bullet-proof
Public Service vehicle like this could come in mighty handy. Jehovah’s
Witnesses armed with the latest issues of the Watchtower
and Awake! have been known to be courteously relentless in
their magazine distribution ministries. That the Boys in Blue already
have instant access to M-16s/M4s, the standard issue shoulder weapon
of today’s American Armed Forces, would strongly suggest local PDs
should re-think their armory content lest they come under the baleful
stare of the Dreaded Di-Fi.
My media colleagues
were also feeling that Chris Matthew’s Leg Tingle as Dana
Bash (CNN Newsreader) tweeted "Must see TV at 11a. I'm told
difi will have lots of assault weapons at her big event calling
for a ban. And yes, she got permission from dc". Ooooo! "Lots
of assault weapons"! (see "leg tingle").
And let her tell you: Di-Fi is no David Gregory!
As the coverage
of the fall-out from what has now become known in Mediaville as
the "Newtown Massacre" , mis- and dis-information has
riddled what passes for reporting on all aspects of the gun control
issue. Sadly, print and broadcast journalism has a deep bench for
the incompetent.
So as a Program
and News Director, here’s a Pop Quiz for my fellow media brethren
and cisterns [sic] assigned to covering or commenting on this tragedy
and its fallout. Before the ON AIR light comes on or the floor director
gives you the finger (cue), correctly answer the following:
Have you ever
fired a gun? (NB: water, cap, BB, paintball and fingers are not
acceptable)
How many guns
have you seen become violent? If your answer acknowledges an individual
is necessary to operate the weapon, why, then, are you using the
term "gun violence" and not "human violence"?
In 25 words
or less: What is an "Assault Weapon"? Be specific
(Extra Credit: From Columbine to Newtown, how many involved "Assault
Weapons"?)
What is the
difference between a "magazine" and a "clip"?
Use both in a sentence.
Is a .223 cartridge
more or less powerful than the predominant rifle cartridge used
by American fighting men in WWII?
(Extra Credit:
What was the caliber of the predominant rifle cartridge used in
WWII?)
If you had
to choose, would you prefer to shot with a .22? .223? 30-06? 00Buck?
("None
of the Above" is an understandable but unacceptable answer)
Why is a black
gun more dangerous than one made with differently colored components?
If black guns
are bad, isn’t that racist?
How does a
bayonet lug make the "assault rifle" more lethal?
(Extra credit:
How many drive-by bayonetings occurred in the US last year?)
To the nearest
100,000, how many Assault Rifles are made of Nerf?
Within 10,000,
how many times a day do law-abiding gun owners prevent a crime without
firing a shot?
Approximately
how many gun laws (State and Federal) are in force in America today?
With so many
laws already in force, what are the compelling reasons to believe
criminals and mass murders will obey the new ones?
If faced with
a home invasion, would you want to be holding your phone or your
firearm?
Since nearly
all newspapers, TV and radio News Departments have blown the bottom
out of the septic tank to set a new level of journalistic integrity
and responsibility, all of the above questions had to be answered
correctly. Failure relieves you of any reporting/announcing/discussing
responsibilities pertaining to Newtown, the 2nd Amendment
and any future stories involving firearms. If you fit this description,
please report immediately to the Assignment Desk to cover the latest
on Lady Ga-Ga’s bra, Nicki Minaj’s hair or Manti Te’o’s undercover
angel.
If those of
you watching at home don’t see an immediate improvement in news
coverage, be comforted knowing most everything you need to know
can be found amongst the talented throng here at LewRockwell.com.
Just remember: you can lead someone to knowledge but you can’t make
them think. (Insert "Heavy Sigh" sfx here).
January
28, 2013
Brian
Wilson [send him mail],
nationally ignored talk show host and occasional LRC un-indicted
co-contributor, is currently taking a break from his daily annoyance
of miniscule audiences and concentrating his efforts on the Libertas
Media Project, a multi-media Internet news distribution
and discussion center from his technically challenged studios on
the shores of Smith Mountan Lake, Virginia.
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