Made My Teeth Hurt
by Brian Wilson: Show
advice of my doctor, wife and better judgment, I watched the Grand
Finally to the DNC. (See Show
Memo to self:
Never ignore advice from doctor, wife or better judgment.
But I digress…
Biden has been
made the vice presidential candidate. From the voice vote, Democrats
like Biden a lot more than God or Jerusalem.
for our economy is best compared to barbers bleeding the sick. His
economic ideas are as useless and outdated as leeches.
catsup gigolo, is adding his lying praise of Obama, the man who
shot Bin Laden. Did I mention Kerry served in Vietnam? Was Kerry
against Obama before he was for him?
"This is a bunch of bunk." That should be tonight's theme for this
Biden describing Hitler's rise to power or Obama's? Now he wants
to compare the Obama supporters to the boys who fought World War
II. "The financial collapse hit like a sledge hammer" and Obama
spiked the dead cat bounce like a volley ball. Funny, the term "bootlicker"
just popped into my head. Kerry gave us bin Laden and Biden is giving
us General Motors. I believe Biden has been stealing material from
in Courage not Dreams
From My Father. Now Biden has gone to the other half of
his bumper sticker, "the man who shot Osama bin Laden." Since Biden
hasn't put a foot in his mouth, I assume both feet have been nailed
to the floor. Biden's mom called him Joey. Does that make Obama,
"Dennis the Menace?" Oh dear God! Biden pulled out a crowbar is
trying to pry up a foot. I can hear it creak. Still stuck. He goes
for it again! Only a quick toe suck. He must have magnetic taps
on his shoes. Two Secret Service agents are holding Biden down by
the ankles. Now shackled to the TelePrompTer. Biden finishes speech.
Obama on stage.
Speaks of wife, daughter and Biden but ever so shortly because we
are here for the serious business of talking about Him. He calls
it "The Great Recession." Obama is channeling FDR. Obama says, the
Republicans want your votes but won't tell you their plans. I bet
two Patron shooters, we will not hear a plan from Obama by the end
of this speech.
"We cut oil
imports by a million barrels a day" because people don't have jobs
to commute to. "A better path": code words for Tax and Spend.
to my children's future is standing on stage lying into my face.
"... that is not our future." No, look to Greece; that is our future.
to end the war in Iraq." We handed over to Iran. "I shot Osama bin
Laden." Don't forget Government Motors is still alive.
Now he has
just waded into silly lies. The only change sweeping across the
Middle East is Armageddon.
"I want to
restore the tax code to a time when the president banged interns
in the Oval Office."
Time out: I
have to grab my Emergency Duct Tape.
… "We are
told only taxes and less regulation can save our economy. Since
the government can’t do everything, it should do little." YES! YES!
YES! you blithering, flaming idiot! That Is The Answer! Hold it
close and cherish it, you damn fool. "Self government" is true only
if you mean yourself.
the crowd booing? (Insert heavy sigh here)
without balloons is like a horse without apples. Instead the Godless
have brought in a priest.
I have had
only one plea for this government since I fought in the War on Puberty:
"Get the hell out of the way." I don't want the government to be
my mommy and/or daddy. I am a free man not a taxpayer identification
number. I agree to the terms of the US Constitution and demand the
government adhere to it. I asked no more than to live my life in
peace. Yet, I'm asked to suffer tyrants. My God given Rights have
been replaced by the slavery of providing man-made "rights" to others:
the right to housing, the right
to health care, the right to welfare, the right to steal from my
life, liberty and happiness. How did my life and my rights become
subject to a vote?
Don’t ya just
hate rhetorical questions?
Memo to self:
Stay thirsty, my friend.
Wilson [send him mail],
nationally ignored talk show host and occasional LRC un-indicted
co-contributor, is currently annoying miniscule audiences in a number
of markets from his technically challenged studios safely outside
the dictatorship of Toledo. Brian may be endured from 3p–6p at www.wspd.com.
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