No, I Have Never Been in the Military
by
Laurence
M. Vance
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It happens
every time I write an article about war. It happens every time I
write an article about the military. It happens every time I even
mention war or the military.
The question
may take a variety of forms but it is really always the same: "Have
you ever been in combat" "Have you ever been in the military?"
"Have you ever served?"
Because I have
never been in combat, been in the military, or "served,"
my answer is, of course, always in the negative.
Those who ask
such questions have one purpose: to discredit everything I say about
the military. In their mind, it is either that I can’t possibly
have sufficient knowledge of what it is like in the military to
be able to criticize it or I have no right to criticize the military
because I have never been in it, or both.
But rather
than hang my head in shame and sheepishly acknowledge that I have
never been in the military, I lift it up high and shout No, I have
never been in the military. I have never experienced the "glories"
of combat. I have never had the "honor" of serving. Thank
God I was never in the military.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never sung filthy cadences that
glorify rape and killing.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never put my family through unnecessary
hardship.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never helped to carry out an
evil, reckless, and interventionist U.S. foreign policy.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never destroyed a country’s industry
and infrastructure that was no threat to the United States.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never enforced a UN resolution.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never killed someone that I didn’t
know, who was no threat to me, my family, my city, my state, or
my country.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never been a plumber, but I know
it is a dirty, smelly job. I have never been a roofer, but I know
it is hazardous work. I have never been a prostitute, but I know
it is an immoral activity.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never experienced PTSD because
I had serious doubts about the justness of what I was fighting for.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never experienced the desire
to commit suicide.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never unnecessarily been in a
situation where I had to kill or be killed.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never been part of an organization
that was a global force for evil.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never embraced the values that
are all too prevalent in the military: adultery, fornication, promiscuity,
drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pornography, sodomy, divorce, sexual
assault, sexual harassment, suicide.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never had to be on guard against
being sexually assaulted.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never been an accomplice to murder.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never killed a civilian and called
it collateral damage.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never fought a police action
for the UN.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never played golf on a U.S. military
base thousands of miles away in a country that could provide for
its own defense.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never violated the Constitution
I swore to uphold.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never urinated on a dead body.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never been all that I can be
in an organization that was the greatest purveyor of violence in
the world today.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never expressed blind, unconditional
obedience to someone’s orders.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never cursed like a sailor.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never fought an undeclared war.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never committed random acts of
depravity and violence.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never killed civilians for sport.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never participated in state-sponsored
terrorism.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never posed for photos with murdered
civilians.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never tortured and humiliated
prisoners.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never worn a uniform in an airport
and grinned from ear to ear when a group of people cheered me as
I walked by.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never stopped having independent
thoughts.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never transported anyone to some
secret CIA prison to undergo "enhanced interrogation techniques."
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never piloted a drone over Pakistan
and killed people like I was playing a video game.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never been part of the president’s
personal attack force.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never unleashed violence and
civil unrest in another country.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never deprived my child of his
father while I made multiple duty tours with increased deployment
terms.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never fought an unjust war of
aggression.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never cut off someone’s body
part as a trophy.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never died in vain or for a lie.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never dropped a bomb on a wedding
party.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never traveled thousands of miles
from the United States to fight in a senseless foreign war.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never dwelled in one of the filthiest
moral environments on the face of the earth.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never helped to keep in business
the worldwide network of brothels around U.S. military bases.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never traveled the world, met
interesting people, and killed them.
No, I have
never been in the military. I have never told people that I was
defending their freedoms when I was doing nothing of the kind.
No,
I have never been in the military. I have never agreed to kill people
to get money for college.
No, I have
never been in the military. But when men that have been in combat,
and have been in the military, and have served confirm what I say
about the military and add their own criticisms of the military
to it, they are not listened to either.
No, I have
never been in the military. But I will continue to criticize it
and persuade people to not join it. How could any thinking person
do otherwise?
January
29, 2013
Laurence
M. Vance [send him mail]
writes from central Florida. He is the author of Christianity
and War and Other Essays Against the Warfare State, The
Revolution that Wasn't, Rethinking
the Good War, and The
Quatercentenary of the King James Bible. His latest book
is The
War on Drugs Is a War on Freedom. Visit his
website.
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