I have been
stopped by the police for minor infractions and for no legitimate
reason on numerous occasions in the USSA, the Balkans, and Mexico.
Perspective is vital when doing a cost/benefit analysis of police
encounters.
An indoctrinated
American statist might say something to the tune of, "well,
at least we're more civilized and safer with the rule of law!"
To which I
might reply "you are correct, now el presidente may
legally and safely put you in jail forever without cause and assassinate
you, making life secure for everyone!"
Life in a foreign
country has advantages and disadvantages. In Mexico, I really miss
deep dish pizza, but I now enjoy real tacos which are unlike anything
a Taco Bell customer will ever see in their life. I once unwittingly
ordered and ate brain tacos. In Mexico, I also miss out on "safe"
fluoridated water. Wait, nevermind, that's actually an advantage!
My permanent
tourist gauge is the balance of freedom and personal safety. The
USSA used to honor this principle of maximum freedom and personal
safety by pretty much allowing people to do what they wanted and
only making sure people weren't killing each other or stealing
the hard-earned wealth of their neighbor.
Let's take
a trip down "police stop" memory lane and see how each
country fares. While I must admit, the roads in the USSA are wide
and the traffic population makes it generally safe to drive a vehicle,
the number of ways the state can entrap you for cash is astronomical.
Below are a few of the encounters I can roughly recall, having left
the USSA over five years ago.
Checkpoint
USSA
1) Not wearing
a seat belt: $85.
2) Speeding
on more than one occasion. Once I firmly believed it wasn't
the case, but the cop wouldn't show me the radar gun. I probably
would have been ticketed for daring to question his ethics: $200+.
3) Parking
car in front of my home on a "snow day": $100.
Checkpoint
Balkans (driving with no registration or insurance on foreign
plates)
1) Stopped
for having only one headlight. Pretended I didn't speak the
local language: $0 (shooed away by officer).
2) Legitimately
stopped for speeding at 3AM in a village in the middle of nowhere.
Cops actually show me the radar gun with my speed. Cops tell me
normally I'd have to pay a higher fee and go to court, but that
by paying right now the problem will be solved. And by the way,
the cops were "out of ticket receipts": $20.
Checkpoint
Mexico (driving with no registration or insurance on foreign
plates)
1) Stopped
recently for no infraction, but only because of my foreign plates.
Having recently purchased the (used) vehicle from another expat
and due to my lack of diligence in managing some paperwork (after
driving it around for more than six months), the cop harassed me
for the illegal standing of my vehicle. He spoke perfect English,
so I couldn't play the "stupid American" card: $75.
Permanent
Tourist Tricks
Now go ahead
and make your own conclusion. You can pay hundreds upon hundreds
of dollars for a semblance of safety in the USSA. Or you can work
out problems yourself with the authorities in the 3rd world. You
can pay the corrupt policeman or you can pay the corrupt politician.
Obviously,
where this crosses the line is when things become so dysfunctional
simply being able to walk around safely is no longer possible, which
I will admit is not the case in any of the above countries. Though
you might be surprised to find that the only time I was forced to
stare down the barrel of a gun was in the USSA, but that's a
story for another day.
One trick you
may have noticed was that in a foreign country I drive around on
foreign plates. One benefit is that due to loopholes, I don't
have to pay annual registration nor bother with annual vehicle checks
in either the USSA or Mexico because foreign plates with expired
stickers are allowed in most Mexican states. I also drive around
in older used vehicles, making myself inconspicuous. This greatly
lessens the chances of one being pulled over. The authorities themselves
are somewhat confused on how to deal with foreigners and pay less
attention to them as long as they are not outright breaking any
laws. They also have a certain respect for foreigners because of
their benefit to the country's economy. On the other hand, for
the really corrupt authority, a foreign-plated vehicle will signal
an ATM on wheels as was my case in Mexico.
A Lesson
to the Resistance: Love Your Enemies
In its observance
of freedom, the Dollar
Vigilante is great for allowing its writers to post articles
with a range of spiritual perspectives (from atheist to Christian).
Some might question my perspective as a Christian, but Romans
13 simply states that believers are to submit to authority so
that no one has anything at all negative to say of the believer.
One can see me submitting to authority in all instances, regardless
of whether the authorities are corrupt or not. Give to Caesar what
is Caesar's (meaning unethical taxes) and give to God what is
God's (separating state and temporal obligations from spiritual
obligations). We know the IRS
is a fraudulent agency and there is no income tax, but try not
paying your taxes (as one Christian
evangelist attempted, who is now behind bars).
Now don't
get me wrong, this doesn't mean one should roll over to be steamrolled
by the state. Citizens are also called to make sure the rule of
law and justice are upheld and that corrupt authorities are to be
confronted. However, choose your battles wisely.
Did you know
that the phrase "go the extra mile" comes from one of
Jesus Christ's teachings? In Roman times, soldiers could force
any citizen to carry their load for them customarily for one mile.
Christ was emphasizing the love of the enemy when He told people
to go two miles instead. The Roman soldier would be bewildered by
this show of love and not know how to react. This too can be an
extremely effective approach toward disarming corrupt authorities.
I had no qualms
giving the Mexican policeman what he asked for, I understood the
situation as a resident of Mexico and the cost/benefit to a police
stop in the USSA. However, I am getting the correct paperwork I
need to ensure this won't happen again! Aside from the fine,
I ended up giving my beloved corrupt Mexican policeman a
million dollar bill which doubles as a Gospel tract, in hopes
he might think about the error of his ways for treating me as an
ATM on wheels.
You want to
know the quickest way to get out of a checkpoint? A few years ago,
Pastor Anderson refused to answer questions at an unconstitutional
checkpoint in the USSA. The cops broke his window and the pastor
was injured as the cops dragged him through the broken shards of
glass. He was found not
guilty in court.
In
his latest checkpoint stop, he demonstrates the contrast of
resisting authority to loving them, albeit somewhat sarcastically.
This time around he attempts to preach to the authorities and they
get rid of him faster than Emperor Barack O'Bomber can spend
your paycheck!
Jorge
Gato [send him mail]
lives in Mexico and is a social sciences educator who is in the
trenches daily, warding off severe cases of cognitive dissonance,
mass indoctrination and unhealthy reasoning. He writes at http://dissidentthinker.wordpress.com/.