LRC Faux Poll for the Weekend

by David Franke

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The third and final presidential debate of 2012 will take place Monday, October 22. It will be on foreign policy. How many wars do you think Mitt Romney will suggest we pursue during the course of the evening?

• One: Afghanistan
• Two: Afghanistan and Iran
• Three: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria
• Four: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China
• Five: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China, Russia
• Six: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China, Russia, (back to) Libya
• Seven: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China, Russia, (back to) Libya, (back to) Iraq
• Eight: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China, Russia, (back to) Libya, (back to) Iraq, Mali
• Nine: Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, China, Russia, (back to) Libya, (back to) Iraq, Mali, Venezuela
• Moderator: Your time is up, Gov. Romney! No more – the debate is over! We’re shutting off the lights! Good night, Gov. Romney….

October 20, 2012

David Franke [send him mail] was one of the founders of the conservative movement in the 1950s and 1960s. He is the author of a dozen books, including Safe Places, The Torture Doctor, and America's Right Turn.

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