A
Close Encounter With Zombiedom
by
Bill Bonner
Bill
Bonner's Diary
Recently
by Bill Bonner: The
Curse of Leadership
Ben
Bernanke spoke out on Tuesday, leaving no doubt where he stands
on the QE
issue. To print or not to print? He hardly seemed to think about
it. Instead, he announced himself four-square in favor. If there
is to be any prudence or propriety at America's central bank, it
won't be on his watch!
This seemed
to put some starch into investors' nerves. After a big sell-off
on Monday... and a bounce on Tuesday... they went back into the
markets yesterday with a single-minded command: "Buy!"
The Dow rose
175 points. Today, it could hit a new record high.
Does that mean
you should buy too? Nah... too risky. You don't make money by buying
expensive things with hidden risks. You make money by buying cheap
things with the risks right out in the open.
Wait until
U.S. stocks are down below eight times earnings... with dividend
yields over 5%. Then, we'll talk...
In the meantime...
a real-life close encounter with zombiedom.
Zombies
Hiding Everywhere
You remember
our definition of a zombie: someone who takes but doesn't give?
A zombie is a parasite who lives on someone else's hard work.
By this definition
albeit grosso modo many people are zombies...
even some who don't realize it.
If a man makes
a lot of money and gives it to his children, he risks turning them
into zombies. They take. They don't give.
In a private
business, or more likely in a private charity, you'll probably
find zombies hiding everywhere, even in the boardroom. Some spend
their careers in the corporate bureaucracy... not really helping
the enterprise or the purpose for which it was intended. A few even
gum up the works with pettifogging aggravations.
Whole industries,
too, can be zombiefied. Many law firms, for example, are zombie-enablers;
they make their money by encouraging people to become zombies. The
lawyers may work hard at their jobs. But they contribute to the
spread of parasitism, taking wealth from those who earned it, not
creating new wealth.
In Baltimore,
recently, the Cochran Firm, founded by legendary lawyer Johnnie
Cochran, who defended O.J. Simpson on murder charges, called a meeting.
It was designed to bring together potential plaintiffs.
Background:
A doctor recently committed suicide after it was revealed that he
had videotaped women undergoing gynecological examines. Nothing
has been reported suggesting he did anything improper with the videotapes.
As far as we know, no one's privacy or dignity was compromised.
But the Cochran
lawyers are readying a class-action suit... sure that they can get
the very well-endowed Johns Hopkins Hospital to come up with money.
An Elegant
Idea
But when it
comes to zombies, nothing beats government. The feds have the power
to force people to do things they would rather not do... notably,
support bloodsucking zombies.
So, when the
elite landowners of Anne Arundel County, Md., got together with
the environmental protectors and enlisted the power of government...
you could be sure that money was going to change hands. In the event,
some of it came to your humble zombie-fighting editor.
You see, the
idea was elegant. Subtle. And very profitable for those who understood
what was going on. The landowners often from old farm families
wanted to hold on to their land. But the cost of holding it was
rising. As more and more people built houses in the area, land prices
rose.
In 1950, the
price of an acre of farmland might have been $100. By 1980, it was
$10,000... and far more, depending on zoning, public utilities and
so forth.
A landowner
in 1950 paid a modest amount in property taxes and foregone income
to hold land. By 1980, the cost was huge. A 100-acre farm might
be worth $1,000,000. He'd pay property taxes. And he'd give up the
income and capital gains on $1 million of capital.
Meanwhile,
many preservationists and environmentalists wanted the farmland
to stay farmland. So, they got together the (rich) landowners
with more than 100 acres... and the preservationists.
They got the
county to buy the development rights from the large landowners.
They took tax money from people with small lots, condos and modest
suburban houses... and transferred it to people with large tracts
of lands.
This reduced
the value of the large tracts (they were no longer available for
housing developments). It put money in the landowners' pockets.
It also reduced their property taxes. And it otherwise left them
with almost exactly what they had before.
The preservationists
got to hold back the future. The politicians got to hand out more
favors. And landowners got to eat their cake and have it too. Everyone
came out ahead except for the poor taxpayers, but who cares about
them?
Your editor
was a beneficiary. He sold his development rights (he never had
any ambition to build houses on his farm).
If we recall
correctly, we got a check for about $250,000 which was big money
30 years ago. We used it to build our house. Plus, we retained the
right to build one house on our land for each of our 6 children.
So, if we really wanted to develop the land... we still could, albeit
in a low-density way, making nonsense of the whole program.
March
1,
2013
Bill
Bonner is
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York Times
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