Class
of 09: You’re Screwed
by
Bill Bonner
by
Bill Bonner
Last weekend,
we journeyed to Boston to attend a college graduation. Thousands
of callow scholars were on display. Each was handed his papers
and
then marched out of the hockey stadium. To the tune of Pomp
& Circumstance, wearing a long, red robe, he entered the
outside world solemnly
like a patsy joining a poker game.
So far, not
a single major university has asked us to make the commencement
address. Nor a minor college. Not even a school of cosmetology or
taxidermy. But here in London, protected by a broad ocean and a
narrow reading of the First Amendment, we will give them
and UK graduates too advice no one asked for.
Plastics,
was the advice given to college graduates in Mike Nichols
67 film. But that was when there was still hope for Americas
manufacturing sector. Even then, it was too late. The percentage
of GDP from the manufacturing sector fell for the next four decades,
from over 20% in the last 60s to barely 12% last year. Better
advice would have been derivatives. They stank just
as bad, but they were much more profitable. While only 8% of GDP,
finance accounted for 40% of corporate profits in 2007. And derivatives
grew from nothing to a face value of 16 times the GDP of the entire
planet.
But your elders
are always giving you bum advice.
You cannot
decline the burdens of empire and still expect to share its honors,
said Pericles to the class of 430BC. He lived during a time not
unlike your parents era in the USA when Athens was
on top of the world. But vanity got the better of him. He launched
an attack on Sparta that backfired badly. He soon died of plague
and Athens was not only ruined, but enslaved. Athens golden
age turned to lead. Young Athenians should have shrugged off
the burden rather than accept it. You should do the same.
When you were
born 20-some years ago, the nations total debt per person
was less than $90,000 adjusted to 09 dollars, of course.
While that was a lot of money, it was nothing compared to what was
coming. Now its $186,717 per person more than twice
as much, in real terms. Fortunately, private debt is not inheritable.
But it comes to you as a lien against property. Instead of paying
off their mortgages and leaving you a house, free and clear, the
baby boomer generation spent the equity” in their houses even
faster than they got it. House prices rose. But mortgage debt rose
faster. While your grandparents owned 80% of their houses, by 2007,
the typical homeowner only really owned 4 rooms of an 8-room house.
And then, when house prices fell, so did his remaining equity
to
the point where one out of six homeowners in America is now underwater.
You could still eventually inherit a house, but you may have to
scrape the barnacles off the front porch.
But thats
not even the half of it. While your parents had control of the US
government they allowed themselves a little larceny. Add the unfunded
retirement and healthcare benefits they voted for themselves to
the official national debt, and together they are scheduled to cost
your generation 4 times the total annual output of the US. This
is over and above the private debt they accumulated.
Some of this
debt can be carried. Some will have to be paid down. But as it stands,
as much as $77 trillion of post-09 earnings must be stolen
from the future in order to pay for the liquor your parents drank
the
bombs they dropped on god-forsaken foreigners
and the interest
on their debts. So, forget about saving for a European vacation
or a house of your own. Even if every penny of your savings
and every other Americans savings are put to the task
you will still be paying for your parents expenses all your
life.
But
wait, theres more! The burden is getting heavier. Federal
budget projections show an additional $7 trillion in deficits over
the next 10 years. Described as the cost of fighting recession,
the present generation buries its own mistakes under cash that the
next generation hasnt even earned yet. Todays bankers,
businessmen and speculators are being bankrolled by you tomorrows
bankers, businessmen and speculators. Todays homeowners get
a helping hand
from whom? Tomorrows homeowners
you. Todays employees get a boost too. Same story. Where do
you think the money came from to pay Wall Street bonuses this year?
How do you think GM stays in business
and Fannie Mae
and
AIG
Who pays those salaries? Who pays to keep troops all over
the world and keep old people supplied with new drugs? Who pays
for hundreds of billions worth of shovel ready
boondoggles? You will. At least, thats the plan.
The luck of
one generation is the curse of the next. Like Pericles, your parents
inherited a dollar; they leave you a peso. They took over the strongest,
richest, most competitive nation in the world. And like Pericles
they minded everyones business but their own. Now, not only
does the US owe money all over town, its government puts out trillions
more in IOUs every year each one with your name on it. Youre
not even out in the real world yet, and youre getting the
bill for 50 cents of every dollar the feds spend almost none
of it earmarked for you. But that is the thing about the real world
your teachers probably forgot to tell you about. It is more unreal
and fantastical than anything you studied.
Heres
whats real: Youve been dealt a bad hand. From the bottom
of the deck
your parents have slipped you some nasty cards.
Our advice? Fold em. Get up from the table before they clean
you out.
June
1,
2009
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century and
Empire of Debt: The Rise Of An Epic Financial Crisis and
the co-author with Lila Rajiva of Mobs,
Messiahs and Markets (Wiley, 2007).
Copyright
© 2009 Bill Bonner
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