Little
GTO, you’re really lookin’ fine
Three deuces and a four-speed and a 389
Listen to her tachin’ up now, listen to her why-ee-eye-ine
C’mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO
Wa-wa,
(mixed with “Yeah, yeah, little GTO”) wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
(mixed with “Yeah, yeah, little GTO”)
Wa-wa, (mixed with “Yeah, yeah, little GTO”) wa, wa, wa, wa, wa,
wa
(mixed with “Yeah, yeah, little GTO”)
Wa-wa (mixed with “Ahhh, little GTO”) wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
You oughta
see her on a road course or a quarter mile
This little modified Pon-Pon has got plenty of style
She beats the gassers and the rail jobs, really drives 'em why-ee-eye-ild
C’mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO
~ Ronnie and the Daytonas
Pontiac
is going out of business after 82 years. And General Motors is being
taken over by the government.
Here in Paris,
we are delighted. It’s like being alive when extra-terrestrials
finally come calling. Or when the Pope becomes a Mormon. We’re getting
to see things we never thought we’d see...amazing things.
It must have
been about 1960. Our father traded in the old Chevy for a Pontiac.
It was an old one – maybe it was a ’54 or a ’56. But it was heavier,
more solidly built, and quieter than the Chevrolet.
A few years
later, boys from better families bought muscled-up Pontiac GTOs
and Grand Prix. We remember, when we graduated from high school,
a friend bought a GTO. What a thrill it was just to go for a ride...and
turn up the radio!
And then, it
must have been in the early ’70s, our old friend Doug Casey drove
up in a shiny Pontiac Firebird. We still remember the sound
of it...deep, resonant...a baritone of an automobile; it
probably sucked an entire oil well dry each time it drove up to
the pump. Global warming on wheels.
But now...
Adieu, Pontiac...
And we can
probably say goodbye to GM too.
“US to take
majority GM stake in revamp,” says the headline in today’s Financial
Times.
How about that?
America’s largest car company is going to be state-owned...nationalized...presided
over by the federal bureaucrats.
It’s just a
part of the shift away from the free market and towards an un-free
market. Free market capitalism has failed, say the pundits. Let’s
give the Feds a chance.
Even Henry
Kaufman, writing in today’s Financial Times, says that
the Fed’s “libertarian dogma” prevented it from controlling the
banks properly.
But the Fed
is hardly a libertarian organization. It’s a banking cartel. As
a cartel, it looks out for its member banks – and doesn’t hesitate
to use state power to do so. There is nothing libertarian about
it...and no dogma associated with it – except as Greenspan’s
eyewash – that is even vaguely libertarian.
The Fed colluded
with member banks to fix interest rates. In so doing, it helped
create the biggest bubble in credit the world had ever seen. It
was a terrible thing for the average fellow – who was lured deep
into debt by rising house prices and cheap credit. But it was a
great thing for the members of the Federal Reserve cartel. Profits
in the financial sector – notably, the big Wall Street investment
banks – soared.
But
bankers are vulnerable to too much of a good thing – just like everyone
else. Soon, they made the classic Wall Street mistake –
they came to believe their own hype. Not only did they gin up trillions
of dollars’ worth of preposterous financial instruments...they
actually bought these debt bombs from each other.
This posed
a grave danger to the nation’s economy...and to the banking system.
Henry Kaufman claims the regulators dropped the ball because they
put too much faith in the free market. But the regulators were little
more than front men for the banks themselves. After Alan Greenspan
came Henry Paulson as Secretary of the Treasury. He was probably
still replying to messages at his old address – HPaulson@goldman.com
– when the crisis began. And the head of the New York Fed – now,
U.S. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner – was elected to his post by
the very institutions he was supposed to be overseeing.
Neither of
them was about to stop the party; they and their friends were having
too much fun.
And
now, the feds are taking over control of America’s largest auto
business...
“Consider the
risk of General Motors” on the economy, says Strategic Short
Report’s Dan Amoss.
“If it goes
into Chapter 11 bankruptcy, it has the potential to be very disruptive
to the economy, despite administration plans for a ‘surgical’ bankruptcy.
Bankruptcies are about as predictable as the weather on the Gulf
of Mexico during hurricane season, especially in this type of economy.”
Swine
flu is in the headlines. They say 149 people have died
of it in Mexico. Hardly a world-changing event so far, but epidemics
have to begin somewhere.
Governments
are swinging into action. They’re checking their stocks of vaccinations...and
threatening to “shut down” Mexico City.
Major epidemics
come along about as often as new imperial currencies. The French
currency – the gold Louis – was the money of choice in the 18th
century. In the 19th, it was the pound sterling. The U.S. dollar
dominated the 20th century; it took over at about the same time
as the Spanish Flu ran wild. The epidemic of 19181921 killed
30 million to 100 million people. It was the worst ever.
But
this flu seems to move too slowly to be a major threat. People are
able to see it coming, and take precautions. The next major epidemic
will probably move much faster. When you see the TV news reporter
drop dead in front of your eyes, you will know trouble is coming.
Yesterday,
the Dow fell 51 points. Oil stayed at $50. Gold lost $5 to close
at $908.
The mood of
the market is fairly positive, at least as we hear it. The last
few weeks have produced an upward trend on Wall Street. The press
is reporting “early signs of a recovery.”
Of course,
the crisis has to end sometime. But it seems much too early to us.
Remember, this is a depression, not a recession. It is not a pause
in an otherwise-healthy economic model. This time, the model itself
is insolvent. Americans cannot continue going further and
further into debt in order to provide huge bonuses for Wall Street
and employment for China.
It’s
over. Fini. Caput.
It will take
time to destroy the industries, investments and lifestyles that
depended on the old model. And it will take even more time to find
new ones.
Corporate earnings
this year are expected to come in 35% below last year.
The insiders
seem to realize that the game is over. They’re selling into this
rally – the highest level of insider selling in two years.
As Strategic
Short Report’s Dan Amoss put it “the rally is getting tired.”
Zimbabwe,
as long-suffering Dear Readers know, is a monetary pacesetter.
It led the world in inflation – with a CPI estimated at 230 million
percent. And then, it suddenly took the zeros off its currency –
leading the world in deflation.
The latest
report from that benighted land tells us that the chief of the Zimbabwe
central bank, Gideon Gono, has found even more novel ways to get
his economy rolling. Ben Bernanke, are you paying attention?
“Zimbabwe’s
central bank head admits robbing private bank accounts,” says a
headline.
Need
money? Just take it directly from accounts in the country’s banks.
Of course, thanks to Mr. Gono and his friends there isn’t a lot
of money in Zimbabwe’s banks. Who would keep money in Zimbabwe’s
banks, unless they had to? Still, a few international aid agencies
had significant accounts – which Mr. Gono cleaned out. He said he
only did it because he had to, in order to keep the economy functioning.
Besides, he’s going to put the money back just as soon as Zimbabwe
gets back on its feet.
Finally,
we cast a nostalgic look backwards at Argentina, where we spent
our recent vacation. Newsweek reports that Buenos
Aires seems untouched by the global financial meltdown:
“Take the city
of Buenos Aires, capital of an economy built on the export of food
and leather, and acutely sensitive to downdrafts in global trade.
The sprawling old neighborhood of Palermo and its subsections “Palermo
Soho” and “Palermo Hollywood” see new clubs, bars and restaurants
opening weekly. Hip spaces are filled nightly with the young and
sleek, including young American and European expats with funds to
spare.”